Those Pesky Humans

There are pesky humans in my parking lot!
What are they doing there, what brings them here?
Don’t they have their own pesky places where they can do the things they do?

Which reminds me, they’re stomping all over my paved roads too!
Don’t they know some other road has sidewalks probably, maybe.
Are they too good for their floors and designated grasses?

And while I’m at it, they’re stinking up my potential development!
Laying under MY potential lumber over MY future quarries.
Don’t they have some other pesky space, nowhere near to go to?